‘Jesus’ comes from a shortening of the Hebrew version of the name Joshua, while ‘Christ’ simply means ‘the anointed one.’ To make this clearer to modern Christians, I propose a new Bible translation where Jesus is referred to only as “oily Josh”
There’s something really unsavory about oily Josh and his 12 teenage friends.
So I bought the first Animal Crossing for Gamecube and I forgot how truly ridiculous it was.
I asked my villager Stu if he needed any favors, and he said that he lent his glasses case to Aurora and needed it back. So I go to Aurora and ask to pick up the item to which she replies that Monique came up and snatched it from her. I go to Monique who tells me that Belle told her she needed it and to go yell at her. I travel to Belle who says that she forgot the glasses case wasn’t hers and she let Tad borrow it. SOOO I find Tad’s house and see him walking into it. I enter his house and proceed to get lectured about having a bee sting. Tad apparently gets so worked up about the fact that I won’t tell him why I was walking around shaking trees in the first place that he becomes furious, tells me I deserved to get stung, and refuses to talk to me. I had to leave his house and go do other shit for awhile before I came back and finally got the glasses case. I go back to Stu who gives me an entire bed for my troubles.
/r/choosingbeggars is the only good Subreddit I’ve decided
This is one of the best ones I’ve found from there
Damn you’re right
There was one where someone was giving away a free couch and someone sent them a message saying “My friend is giving away a couch AND an ottoman. Do you have any other free furniture to sweeten the pot?”
Oh illiterate honey that isn’t the topic of discussion
always be suspicious when someone tries to derail a conversation by talking about people taking ‘advantage’ of a social safety net. brings this to mind:
